Category Archives: Things Dave Says

On Mr. Stretch

“Mr. Stretch isn’t like us. He isn’t restless; he is happy with his lot. He just wants to be stretched. At least I think that’s what he wants….Oh God…maybe The Stretches don’t actually like being stretched after all…”


On his character

“If I was sociable I’d be like a Fire-cat. Turns out I’m not though…”


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