Category Archives: Valley Park

Valley Park: Fourteen

EPISODE FOURTEEN: GAS STATION STATUS

Nine miles separated Spats’ Diesel from the normal stuff. “Long live spats’ Diesel” cried Tarvey. He was right you bitch. The Locals looked sad.


Valley Park: Thirteen

EPISODE THIRTEEN: AN UNEXPECTED RETURN

This was incredible. Sol Lively was back and this time he meant what he said, which was red junk. The locals were bad worried and Sol knew it. That’s when he mac-daddied.


Valley Park: Twelve

EPISODE TWELVE: MONTROSE

Montrose the worker looked glum like a plum. He was famous for his noodles but they no longer tasted like fat fudge. Montrose knew his time had come so, with gusto, he danced funky and ate the night sky.


Valley Park: Eleven

EPISODE ELEVEN: A DREAM TOILET?

Roon Boomer looked up the chimney and thought of the circus. Fat like a cheese, Roon dilly-dallied. And then it came, the toilet of his dreams.


Valley Park: Ten

EPISODE TEN: THE YARD

Sampson Padgey was there, most people were somewhere else. He heard strange noises like badgers in costume or Live Rileys. The locals looked worried and headed for the Yard.


Valley Park: Nine

EPISODE NINE: BLAKEY

Blakey faked right and everyone went with him. The locals were big and worried and, just like that, Blakey faked left. What a to-do. Then, as the sky grew like a flower, Blakey faked dead.


Valley Park: Eight

EPISODE EIGHT: SOL LIVELY

The sun was rising over Valley Park and was getting hot like this. The day looked game-on good but the locals were worried and covered in chocolate. Sol Lively was coming to town.


Valley Park: Seven

EPISODE SEVEN: SPORTS DAY

Things were like that in Valley Park – troubled and rubbled. It was Sports Day and the Ringspun Boca Juniors were down like flies. The Locals looked worried. Yeah, yeah, yeah.


All New Valley Park 2011

EPISODE ONE: RONCEY THE GENTLEMAN

Yaffa-Skeen’d Rigby marauded like a trooper. Sure the deck was stacked in The Locals favour but that didn’t mean they weren’t worried: Roncey The Gentleman had intentions in Valley Park – intentions which threatened to eclipse the Prohibition Pat-a-Cake Embargo of ’33.


Valley Park: Five

EPISODE FIVE: PRESENTS FOR ALL

Giving day had arrived in Valley Park and as a celebration the locals gave things to each other. What they gave was their business and nobody else’s. They were worried. What if the wrong things were given? This was as problematic for the locals as a brick feeding other bricks.

 


Valley Park: Four

EPISODE FOUR: LOLAND MEALS

Yes, there was something wrong in Valley Park and the locals knew it. They were worried and that didn’t help anyone, least of all Loland Meals who was bigger than a ticket.


Valley Park: Three

EPISODE THREE: THE RIDGE

It was one of those days in Valley Park. The locals looked calm, but deep down they were worried. Why? Branston O’Mally had left The Ridge. Branston was like a brass woman – always wide of the mark.

 


Valley Park: Two

EPISODE TWO: THE MASTER BAKER

The clouds descended over Valley Park like big limes. The locals looked worried as they recalled the Pancake Storm of ’62. The Baker, Yapa Rolls, was buying a new oven so why did he care?

 


Valley Park: One

EPISODE ONE: WELCOME TO THE VALLEY

It was hot shit in Valley Park. Barnsey the trouble-maker was out and about doing shouting. The locals were playing pool and not happy. One local, Gumber, finished his bagel with beans and told Barnsey where to go: Barnsey took heed and went south.


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